burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via dulect)

5SOS summed up in gifs

the-fand0m-games:

Ashton:

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Michael:

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Calum:

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Luke:

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(via fuckinqash)

spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via perks-of-being-chinese)

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via hotboyproblems)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via nakedpope)

hawt things to say in bed

morty-mcfly:

  • DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR
  • YES I BITE MY THUMB
  • DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US SIR
  • DO YOU QUARREL SIR
  • quARREL Sir NO SIr

(via bloodgutsandbrokenbones)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via dulect)

artichokehold:

cows write about their secrets in a dairy

(via crunchier)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via crunchier)